1. Summer associate complains about having a windowless office and then claims to have been "promised" a window during the interview process.
2. Summer associate shows up at all firm events involving food, and is so busy eating that they fail to socialize with anyone else.
3. Summer associate sleeps 12 hours a day during the firm's three-day sailing trip.
4. Summer associate engages in public display of affection with co-clerk in library.
5. Summer associate throws up after a firm cocktail party as a result of excess consumption of alcohol.
6. Summer associate visits Internet porn sites at the office.
7. Summer associate organizes summer associate outing to strip club and bills firm.
8. Summer associate tells a partner that the way he is trying to make a fire during a firm canoe trip is "dumb"; same summer associate, later on the canoe trip, goes skinny dipping with senior associate.
9. Summer associate extends disingenuous lunch invite to attorney in order to dine at an expensive restaurant.
10. Summer associate says to a British-trained senior associate "I don't know where you went to law school, but in America summer associates get more sophisticated work assignments".